Opens Sept. 29 at the Theatre at St. Clement's!
About the Play Get Tickets
    — Michael Musto, Out Magazine
  • "A brilliantly structured myriad of sticky situations"
    — Stage Buddy
  • "sheer screwball silliness!"
    — Theatre Is Easy
    — Stage Buddy
  • "frothy, whipped gelatin dessert of a show!"
    — Huffington Post
  • "like a whip and dangerously witty!"
    — Times Square Chronicles
  • "warmth and genuineness...intertwined with...comical craziness"
    — Stage Buddy
  • "superb ensemble!"
    — ELJ NYC
  • "You will do yourself a favor by turning off your discerning mind before entering. Allow this zany comedy to entertain you with what it has to offer."
    — Theatre Is Easy
Meet Alex Ammerman & Elizabeth Klein
Meet the Johnnies & Donald
Meet Sam Given

Donald Moscowitz has overbearing parents.


Donald is trying to live his life as a gay man in 1980s New York—a struggling actor no less. Of course his parents are in denial about his lifestyle, disapprove of his career choice, and question his flair for decoration.

To get his family to stop kvetching, Donald needs a son.

With the help of his ballsy best friend Henrietta and rising drag queen Levi, Donald hires the ten-year-old kid from downstairs to play his son.

What could go wrong?

This fast-paced new comedy, from the wit of Marshall Goldberg, takes audiences on a rollicking risqué ride to remind us just how far we’ll go for family.

Regular Tickets $69

Reserve any seat not in the prime VIP section.

VIP Tickets $99

The VIP Package features seats in the prime section of the house and a meet-and-greet with the cast, with photo!

Two ways to order:


September 29 through November 6
Thurs., Fri., Sat. at 8pm & Sun. at 3pm


The Theatre at St. Clement's
Main Stage

423 W 46th St at 9th Ave, New York, NY 10036

Theatre not handicap accessable

Marshall Goldberg


Kevin Klakouski

Set Design

Mitchell Ost

Lighting Design

Antonio Consuerga

Costume Design

Sara Koch Casting

Casting Director

22Q Entertainment
Robert Levinstein & Alan Wager

General Management

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